"why dont you just give him a chance"
idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested
Damn, I don’t think women know how much that really hurts
- "There's a NEW Jersey?"
- "Are you calling me a liar?"
- "I ain't calling you a truther!"
- "I don't care. I like it on my face."
- "Pip pip da doodly do!"
- "Maybe 'E' means 'extra fuel'!"
- "That is not my job."
- "I have dreams. And sometimes, in those dreams, things happen to you."
- "Dude, when life hands you free nachos, you don't question it!"
- "Hang on, I'm doing something really important!"
- "I love this album more than I love myself."
- "Whoa, just take it easy, man."
- "So my foot's totally stuck in there, right, I'm freaking out, the dog's having a seizure and I still got half a pie left."
- "You should date whoever you want to date."
- "So I don't like her, big deal."
- "If you make fun of me one more time, I'm gonna tell everyone we know that you named your favorite pillow Mr. Puff Puff."
- "I don't like half the girls I date."
- "Nice going, you ran over your sister!"
- "I hope you go bald!"
- "I hope they cancel Oprah!"
- "I'm really glad someone invented pizza."
- "Well, sorry doesn't sweeten my tea!"
- "Whoa, that cat IS fancy."
- "Don't you have a rib to nibble?"
- "You sicken me."
- "You're the worst!"
- "Look, I was wrong, okay?"
- "I need you, I need you way more than you need me."